Your Call is Very Important to Us

Your call is very important to us. Please do not hang up. A representative will be on the line shortly. Ok. I can handle that. YOUR CURRENT WAIT TIME IS 3 hours and 42 minutes. K. Maybe I heard that wrong. I thought my call was important or something. Whatev’s. (Commence elevator music.) Wait, wait! […]

Count Jackulla: Coming to an iPod, Nook or Kindle Near You This Fall

  Join MeeGenius and I this October for an exclusive partnership and some pumpkin-time-fun with a pumpkin-sized-purpose!  When Jack and his family move to suburbia he just wants to fit in . . . but let’s face it – a little vampire waltzing into second grade just flat out stirs things up! The more Jack […]

MeeGeniuns: Five New Releases For Summer 2013

I am excited to announce that I am partnering with Meegenius on five new titles. So for all of you brave moms who let your toddler play with your iPhone, iPad or Nook despite the fact they are covered in cookie and mystery goop . . . I will be hanging out in your tech […]